When you care enough to send the creepiest

[tanuki_green]

libraryraven said I should be working for Crawlmark™ cards after I sent her a set of unusual love poems... I hope you enjoy.

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Your lips are are like two voluptuous earthworms, mating in the moonlight
Your eyes, like bright pools glowing slightly with radioactive run-off from the treatment plant
Your fingers are so delicious that the mice just want to nibble them, NOM NOM NOM

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I love your mandibles and the way you use them
Your claws are of the very best to pull me close to you
Your exoskeleton is the smoothest and shiniest
It really is love!

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As I look into your multi-faceted eyes
I see my faces staring back at me
I see the look of love in my eyes
I see the joy as your antennae twitch, bemused
You'd blush if you knew what I was thinking
     of doing to your thorax with my mandibles
If you had skin and blood with which to blush
It is love

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You lovely, shining black lady
I want to help you bring new life into this world
Lay your many spawn in a sack and I will lend my seed
Please don't eat me now...
It is love